Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
