I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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