Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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