He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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