Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Randomize
