normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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