just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I know her cup size but not her name....
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