so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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