I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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