Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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