Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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