Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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