that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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