in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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