I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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