Don't you send me to vm
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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