she looked like the before picture.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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