Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I need a beard to bite.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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