So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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