So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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