there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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