Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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