Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize