Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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