bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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