Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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