check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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