i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
