I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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