Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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