your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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