Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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