so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How naked do you want me to be?
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