i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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