Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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