My room smells like vodka and shame
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
soo... how was my night?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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