I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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