My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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