wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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