can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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