i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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