we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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