party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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