i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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