Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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