Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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