Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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