i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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