I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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