How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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