Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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