Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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