cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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