I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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