The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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