i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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